Team Devotional: I had a double-top-secret-agent at Clemson’s team devotional Friday night before the N.C. State game. They made my double-top-secret-agent’s family feel warmly welcomed. Later, C.J., Jacoby, and the team loaded them up with signed memorabilia. It was my double-top-secret-agent’s highlight to 2009, his weekends spent with me notwithstanding, of course.
Incidentally, he caught up with Dabo away from the devotional; I suppose Dabo doesn’t want to give the perception that a player would be rewarded or penalized by attendance, so he doesn’t attend himself. My double-top-secret-agent got about 20 minutes of one-on-one time with Dabo, during which they spoke exclusively about…life, family, and commercial real estate. Alas, my double-top-secret-agent is an idiot who spends zero time talking football when talking to the Clemson head football coach.
Did Spiller do Enough?: Against N.C. State, C.J. Spiller had 158 all-purpose yards with one touchdown receiving, one rushing, and one passing. Those are pedestrian numbers for Superman, but the novelty of scoring three different ways keeps him in highlight reels. I noticed that several commentators this weekend said that Spiller “should be in the conversation” for the Heisman rather than “is in the conversation”.
Spiller needs to work a little more magic to receive the invitation to the Heisman ceremony. It helps that our next games will receive a good amount of media attention. It also helps that Jimmy Clausen’s team lost to Pittsburgh.
Cavaliers – The Other White Meat: Virginia endured the first three decades of the Clemson/Virginia series without a single win, thus earning the handle “white meat” from Frank Howard.
It was almost as if Clemson played William & Mary every year. (Actually I have always argued that Clemson should schedule William & Mary, because I suspect it may count as two wins, for technical reasons. This raises the question, who would give Clemson a tougher game – William or Mary?)
How far does Virginia’s program need to fall before they can be white meat again?
All That Talent: According to ESPN, here is the number of ACC players who were on NFL rosters this year by school (I also include USC):
| Team |
# of NFL Players
|
| Boston College |
21
|
| Clemson |
16
|
| Duke |
3
|
| Florida State |
30
|
| Georgia Tech |
21
|
| Maryland |
24
|
| Miami |
40
|
| North Carolina |
25
|
| N.C. State |
21
|
| Virginia |
24
|
| Virginia Tech |
24
|
| Wake Forest |
14
|
| South Carolina |
20
|
I will hide this table along with my 7th grade yearbook picture – things I never want to see again. Embarrassing!
Clemson has the same number of NFL players as San Diego State. Clemson is 10th in the ACC and very nearly 11th. How could we ever expect to compete with this kind of talent? I am glad that we have upgraded our talent the last couple of years – God bless the WestZone.
What accounts for the lack of Clemson players in the pros? Is it poor recruiting, lack of player development, or both? I vote for both. I hope that we have righted the ship, and that Dabo will continue to improve this situation.
What school has done the least with the most talent? Consider that most of these players have left college in the last ten years. I think that Virginia and North Carolina are the biggest underachievers based on these numbers.
As much as I may choke on these words, Clemson has been the biggest overachiever next to Wake Forest. Rah, rah, Tommy Bowden. Of course, Tommy, recruiting was part of your job as well, and we had way too many mirthless National Signing Days during your tenure.
I Don’t Like Thomas Jefferson: No school celebrates a founder like Virginia celebrates Thomas Jefferson. Unfortunately I read David McCullough’s Pulitzer Prize winning book John Adams. I find Thomas Jefferson to be a brilliant leader with misanthropic leanings who racked up huge amounts of personal debt because of his hubris.
Granted, he had a way with words, and his effeminate academic sensibility played well in diplomacy. But it also bears mentioning that his relationship with Sally Hemings approaches the moral equivalent of rape.
I will remember to build a cool house and found a school if I’m ever in need of redemption. It’s little wonder that Jefferson’s amazing mind begat the archetypal bowtied dandy at UVA two centuries later.
Every day, I will happily and thankfully channel my inner redneck here in South Carolina as a fan of Thomas Green Clemson (who nearly lost the Clemson estate in a poker game) and John C. Calhoun…and possibly Pitchfork Ben Tillman if you ignore his race baiting – he lacked a cool house.
Oranges — a Delicious Snack: I plan on stuffing my pockets full of oranges to smuggle into the Virginia game. They make for a delicious, healthful, refreshing snack, and you can always lob them onto the playing surface for players, coaches, and officials to enjoy. In fact, I encourage all fans to share our bounty during the game in light of the Thanksgiving season.
Disclaimer: the connection between throwing oranges onto the field and the Orange Bowl is sheer coincidence.
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